Shorts in December

If you don't like yourself, you are definitely gonna hate me

Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.

Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

(via perfectlittleprince)

(via bluebloodburnsblue)

catorastrocat:

Red Hot Chili Peppers Galaxy S4 Lockscreen wallpaper I made. Eat your hearts out. 

too perfect

I have come to the realization that I am slowly turning into Eric Mathews

A band that started out as “they’re alright”

Went to “they’re pretty good”

Then “I really like these guys”

Now “They’re becoming one of my favorite bands”

God, I wish I could see them in Vegas next week, dammit I gotta work

(Source: krlng5)

Somedays I wake up and wish I was Brian Fallon of Gaslight Anthem

No, the clothes I wore just don’t fit my soul anymore.

— Orphans by The Gaslight Anthem (via the-blues-mary)

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